medical joke of the day- according to B &L surgery text "anterior hypospadias are surgically corrected only for cosmetic reasons"!!;)
trying to use here that part of the brain that transforms thoughts into words and speech to let out my emotions,frustrations,happiness etc!
medical joke of the day- according to B &L surgery text "anterior hypospadias are surgically corrected only for cosmetic reasons"!!;)
just 5 more days to go in obg...already feeling nostalgic[and sad]...will miss those cute/tiny/innocent babies[thats the reason i wanna be a paediatrician]...moreover dont know whether i get to work here again in my life time[unless i take my pg here].saw LONDON DREAMS movie...overall was a pretty good movie..but as some of them said think needs some reality check [do we need that?]...just learn to enjoy the movie as it is and leave behind the logic/reality check[which most of them dont]!!
doing surgery mcqs for entrance and am totally loving it...loving the logic behind answering some of the qns and the way it improves ur overall clinical knowledge:)...my only regret is that i didnt do this during my surg postings[internship]:(
is anyone really interested in wht u eat/see/drink??...frankly i dont enjoy twittering anymore....that way fb rocks...atleast can put some pics/chat/have fun;)
getting to see some pretty good nurses around wards these days....actually its fun talking to some them[;)] and appr the dedication they show unlike some stupid,overgrown useless senior sisters[totally hate them to core]
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anyone seen the movie MOON?
Full To Attitude De De Tu Jara
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in love with-a obg pg[like her attitude,adaa and appr her as a person...actually its just a crush!],surgery....totally loving it now as i keep solving its mcqs.

heights of ignorance-
a private physician writing NIMHANCE instead of NIMHANS in his reference letter to us...
he doesnt deserve to live on this planet!
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bored of life/internship!!
flash back-When i was in school and playing cricket i was a terrible fielder and known for throwing easy catches away..i still remember my bros[especially my twin] shouting their ass off @ me for leaving those silly catches...guess tht trait has continued till today....
curent situation-
on sat while on duty had to conduct one delivery[due to some peculiar reason] and when was all ready to catch it[baby] and fraction of a sec after she delivered i find my hands totally empty...baby had just slipped and fallen into the bucket...[umbilical cord had prevented it from falling off completely]
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luckily baby was fine and nothing unexpected happened...:)
Patients to male interns-doctre
Same patients to female interns-sister,aunty....lol[which obviously pisses them off so badly]
i so pity my female collagues...lol:P
While working in wards[obg] i come across many people with so weird funny names...like this one lady whose name was "Akkamahadevi"...looks like her parents were too impressed with the goddess and wants to recite it their whole life.Likewise i have seen many couples where husb's and wife's names sound so similar like Gangappa/gangamma,manjunath/manjula,Mangappa/mangamma etc....dont know whether they married for their names or changed it after marriage....p.s-
my close friend has contracted swine flu while he was on duty...and luckily has managed to get 10 days leave with attn[that too in med]....everytime i mess him he tells me that he is fine and enjoying his life like never before...lucky dog!!
uses of IV[intraveneous] fluids....1-N.S-use it for face/hand washing in case ur duty room water supply is cut[like today]
2-D.N.S-cold it and use it as drinking water.
3-as iv fluids.....
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1-my duty room water supply sucks....while brushing my teeth today had to run for water and fially used ns which my friend had kept in the room...
2-some quite pretty mallu sisters r there in my wards[ppc]......some soothers for my eye balls!!..:D.
When i was a child,i spoke as a child,i understood as a child,I thought as a child
But when i became a man, i threw chidhish things away -
l corinthains13:11
p.s-1-happy diwali:))
2-miss those crackers/sweets!![though i have lost interest in bursting them]
3-finally getting an off today....something to cheer abt!

gave a RhoGam injection to a just delivered[LSCS] lady today which happens to the costliest inj i have given till date...2ml inj=roughly 1.5k
atleast its better than those stupid 12 hrs labour duty shifts...but i miss those cute babies:(!!
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any one watching house s06??..it totally rocks!!
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when told many among relatives were unable to digest the fact that i had conducted so many deliveries...they just think i have just assisted[which i havent]/witnessed or may be bluffing abt the whole thing...lol....on the other side there r quite few ones who get really surprised and keep asking me how i did/do that etc....[:D]....

at last labour duty over...total was 58!!...wht a relief...[but i miss those babies:(]
leaving for shimoga today to attend my cousins marriage...guess i need a brk after a month of heavy work...
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a patients attn who were happy with the baby[which i delivered] distributed us sweets in the ward...!!
tomo being my last day in clw[clean lab ward] makes me really happy,nostalgic and satisfied.....happy coz no more 12hrs/day duty[which i hate the most],nostalgic coz delivering and making babies cry[just love them to pinch!..lol] will always be a sweet memory to me and satisfied coz i always wanted to learn this[conducting labour] and am content with my count[50 till now] and hope tht some day some parent rememberes me for wht i have done to them:)p.s-
when making a cpr to a baby with a paediatrician few days back i realized that 23 yrs ago i was in tht baby's position[me being prematurely born had to be in nicu for a month] and now tht same baby is in a position to do the same on others....indeed life is like a ....
rode my new[actually my bro's] cycle trek3700 today....could covered just 14kms in 1hr 20mins....this is the first time am riding a geared mountain bike and think its pretty cool
moral of the story-
1-bang traffic sucks really
2-never ever listen to ur mom regarding directions
3-my stamina is too poor...
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15 days of day duty[labour] coming up from sund....am already sweating!!:(
1-a just born asphyxiated baby surviving after almost 10 minutes of nonstop cpr[by myself and a paediatrician]+adrenaline trail....we had almost decided to declare it dead to the party concerned...after successfull resuscitation it was shifted to nicu immediately.[but our concern was the amount of brain damage baby would have suffered due to the episode]
2-a lady delivering a "healthy" baby instead of urinating in bathroom...
3-an anaemic mother surviving the delivery and coming out of it as healthy as any mother....
4-me not delivering a single baby yestersay in 24 hours
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god is indeed sending his much needed blessings upon the needy!;)

she came,saw and delivered.....referring to a patient whom i delivered within minutes of getting admitted at 4 in the morning
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yesterday was my coolest duty...only one delivery in 24 hrs with lots of sleep in between;)!!