Saturday, September 6, 2008

Secret behind Rs 30....

WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE...HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A
SMALL PACKET;

THE BOY ASKED........WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET..

WIFE REPLIED.....DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE...PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR
ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHER....OTHERWISE OUR MARRIAGE WILL BE IN
TROUBLE..................................................................... ...........

THE COUPLE SPENT THEIR DAYS HAPPILY......BUT THE BOY WAS VERY KEEN TO KNOW WHAT
WAS THERE IN THAT SMALL PACKET......

AFTER SOME DAYS THE BOY AGAIN TOLD......DARLING AFTER MARRYING YOU , I GOT THE
WOMAN OF MY DREAM...BUT TELL ME WHAT THAT PACKET IS.......IT WLL NEVER AFFECT OUR
RELATIONSHIP.....AS I LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE....................BUT WIFE ONLY TOLD THAT
I ALSO LOVE U MORE THAN MY LIFE....THATS WHY TELLING U NOT TO ASK ABOUT
THAT..........

AFTER SOME DAYS WIFE WENT TO HER OWN HOUSE AND FORGOT TO TAKE HER
PACKET.........THEN THE BOY COULDN'T CONTROL HIMSELF....AND OPENED THAT
PACKET.................................!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE WAS SHOCKED TO OPEN THAT........THERE WAS 30 RUPEES......AND 2 WHEAT GRAINS....IN
THAT PACKET......THE BOY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS...AND HOW IT COULD
AFFECT THEIR MARRIAGE LIFE.........

THEN WHEN HIS WIFE RETURNED .....HE BURST INTO LAUGHTER.....AND TOLD ...DARLING
WHAT IS THIS......AND HOW IT COULD HAVE AFFECTED OUR RELATIONSHIP........WHATEVER
MAY BE......U HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE SECRET...

THE WIFE REPLIED...........................

THAT'S NOT GOOD...................ANY WAY.......IF U HAVE ALREADY FINALISED TO KNOW THE
SECRET .....HERE IT.....................

BEFORE MARRIAGE ..EACH TIME I MADE LOVE WITH ANY GUY...I PUT A WHEAT GRAIN IN
THAT PACKET TO REALISE THAT I HAVE DONE A MISTAKE.............

THE BOY SAW THOSE TWO WHEAT GRAINS....AND AFTER WAITING FOR TWO MINUTES
TOLD................ ITS OK......EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKE .......

I STILL LOVE U BECAUSE U TOLD ME THE TRUTH........ BUT WHAT IS THAT 30
RUPEES.................................... THE WIFE REPLIED.....THE BOY FAINTED........................



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THE WIFE SAID......I HAVE SOLD 6 KG WHEAT AT A RATE RS 5 PER
KG.................!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

comfortably numb said...

ROFL....absolutely hilarious maan!!!:D

Veens said...

absolutely HILARIOUS :)))

Shruti said...

:-O hailaa!!! what capacity! :P