Wednesday, October 15, 2008

patients


today we got to hear a really wierd history from one of our patients in the wards ...
it goes like this...

me[m]: whats ur chief complaint??[the symptom which made him get admitted]
patient:in low voice "my right testis has split into 2"
m: WTF[in my mind]!!!!!!!!??
patient: howdu saar[yes sir]..eidu varsha kelaga dana vadditu.ad aad mele nan bala gade ire beeja[means testis] yeradu aagide[5 yrs back had got kicked by a cow after which my right testis had split into 2]..adre one tingala nantara adu vondu aagithu[after a month or so it was of one piece]
m: are u sure of what u are saying???
patient: howdu saar!!![yes sir]
m: was abt to burst into a laughter but fortunately didnt do it...:D

then we decided to elicit his history more and on examining him found out that he had developed a cyst[cavity with fluid inside it-called spermatocele] just above his testis on the right side and this swelling had made him believe that he had got his testis split and after a month or so when the swelling subsided[due to absorption of those fluid] he had thought that his 2 pieces had got united]!!!...lolzzz

27 comments:

Big Pearls said...

this is one story I didn't need to know:p looooooooooooool kidding:)

Vani said...

Lucky u didnt laugh out..I was close to doing so when I read it.. :)

Meghna said...

had me in splits :p

Arun Kumar said...

i'm sure i wud hav laughed....especially when d patient explains this in my native language..

debasish.. said...

Prescribe me something, so dat I stop laughing !

Doc !! ROLF !

Akshaya Kamalnath said...

I dinno the wrds in kannada dude...how inadequately I knew the language.

Veens said...

shit@!! poor guy!!

hehhee hahaha!

Gazal said...

poor you...

you know where you search for laughs...

sorri am visiting your blog after ages

Pavi!!!! said...

lol..bechara!! n awesome!u managed to hold back frm laughing aloud!

PS: The new job is keeping me super busy n thats why haven't been able to visit as often as I'd like to.

comfortably numb said...

well, people....I tell you mate:D

brocasarea said...

@ big pearls...some times fact is funnier than fiction:P

@ vani...:D

brocasarea said...

@ meghna....:))..

@ arun...fortunately i didnt:)

brocasarea said...

@ debasish...just pour it out..:)

@ akshaya...hope u understood that:)

brocasarea said...

@ veens...he was just frank...appreciate it for that:)

@ gazal...hmm..okk..:)

brocasarea said...

@ pavi...work first then play!!

@ numb...thanks:D

Goli said...

:D :D

Mithrandir said...

i still can`t believe he said all that! lol! and good you dint laugh in front of the patient!

brocasarea said...

@ goli...:)

@ rajeev...yeah..poor chap:)

Mariposa said...

Oh...poor guy.

Avanija said...

ROFL!!!!!!!

Grey said...

lol ! poor thing ! that must be something to get kicked by a cow, which reminds me of the time i got hit by a MRI ball , man no pain like that one ... had Mango's for scrotum for a week.

brocasarea said...

@ maripose...:)..

@ avanija...:D...but its not funny no

brocasarea said...

@ grey..mango??...u mean the size or colour???

Grey said...

size indeed !

brocasarea said...

@ grey..ohk!!...quite a sizE!!!...

KeyzEr SoZe said...

ouch!!!!!!!!

brocasarea said...

@ keyzer...:D