today we got to hear a really wierd history from one of our patients in the wards ...
it goes like this...
me[m]: whats ur chief complaint??[the symptom which made him get admitted]
patient:in low voice "my right testis has split into 2"
m: WTF[in my mind]!!!!!!!!??
patient: howdu saar[yes sir]..eidu varsha kelaga dana vadditu.ad aad mele nan bala gade ire beeja[means testis] yeradu aagide[5 yrs back had got kicked by a cow after which my right testis had split into 2]..adre one tingala nantara adu vondu aagithu[after a month or so it was of one piece]
m: are u sure of what u are saying???
patient: howdu saar!!![yes sir]
m: was abt to burst into a laughter but fortunately didnt do it...:D
then we decided to elicit his history more and on examining him found out that he had developed a cyst[cavity with fluid inside it-called spermatocele] just above his testis on the right side and this swelling had made him believe that he had got his testis split and after a month or so when the swelling subsided[due to absorption of those fluid] he had thought that his 2 pieces had got united]!!!...lolzzz
27 comments:
this is one story I didn't need to know:p looooooooooooool kidding:)
Lucky u didnt laugh out..I was close to doing so when I read it.. :)
had me in splits :p
i'm sure i wud hav laughed....especially when d patient explains this in my native language..
Prescribe me something, so dat I stop laughing !
Doc !! ROLF !
I dinno the wrds in kannada dude...how inadequately I knew the language.
shit@!! poor guy!!
hehhee hahaha!
poor you...
you know where you search for laughs...
sorri am visiting your blog after ages
lol..bechara!! n awesome!u managed to hold back frm laughing aloud!
PS: The new job is keeping me super busy n thats why haven't been able to visit as often as I'd like to.
well, people....I tell you mate:D
@ big pearls...some times fact is funnier than fiction:P
@ vani...:D
@ meghna....:))..
@ arun...fortunately i didnt:)
@ debasish...just pour it out..:)
@ akshaya...hope u understood that:)
@ veens...he was just frank...appreciate it for that:)
@ gazal...hmm..okk..:)
@ pavi...work first then play!!
@ numb...thanks:D
:D :D
i still can`t believe he said all that! lol! and good you dint laugh in front of the patient!
@ goli...:)
@ rajeev...yeah..poor chap:)
Oh...poor guy.
ROFL!!!!!!!
lol ! poor thing ! that must be something to get kicked by a cow, which reminds me of the time i got hit by a MRI ball , man no pain like that one ... had Mango's for scrotum for a week.
@ maripose...:)..
@ avanija...:D...but its not funny no
@ grey..mango??...u mean the size or colour???
size indeed !
@ grey..ohk!!...quite a sizE!!!...
ouch!!!!!!!!
@ keyzer...:D
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